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So, Mark Sanford, the governor who abandoned his post to have a fling in Argentina for a week, somehow won 54% of the vote in SC-1, which leads me to the question, “Will he be able to have his philandering flights paid for by the American people?” Oh, and this question, “What the Sam Hell were South Carolinians thinking?”

Anthony Weiner must be heartened in his plans to run for mayor of New York; he’s probably already picture texted his penis to a few supporters.