Lt. Kellene “Complete Dick” Davis of the District of Columbia Fire Department, refused to aid a 77 year old man dying of a heart attack right outside his firehouse because “she had not been dispatched.” The level of sloth to this colossal turd of a person is compounded by her having already been disciplined in 2012 for breaking and entering and stealing 20 bales of hay, a charge she was acquitted of.

Apparently, Davis is now retiring. Nothing like getting away from malfeasance with a sweet city pension.